Rich

Well, you can tell that August is over because the only people left in the news who are die-hard anti "Ground Zero Mosque" crazies have taken up arms against Justin Bieber because of a hoax interview with him in Tigerbeat. Yeah. That's pretty much it.

Racists used to be a lot thinner. But their taste in shirts was still questionable.

The best faux quote:

“Muslims should be allowed to build a mosque anywhere they want,” the singer said. “Coming from Canada, I’m not used to this level of intolerance, eh.”