Why Barack Obama will be the next President of the United States

Will he win the election because he killed Osama bin Laden?
No.
Will he win the election because he passed comprehensive health care reform?
No.

Bo Obama and his security detail.

He'll win because of the economy.
How do we know what shape the economy is in? It can be measured by the surliness of employees at McDonalds.
And yesterday the lady behind the counter at McDonalds wouldn't even look at me.
Obama's gonna win.