Excitement!

It's almost August! And you know what that means. Crazytime!
What nutbag thing will the right wing come up with to be crazy about this August?
Obama is a muslin? Soo 2008.
Death panels? Well, it turns out those didn't happen...
9/11 Mosque? Done there, been that!

So what's coming up? I don't know, but it'll be ridiculous!